Total Medals Earned: 681 (From 171 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,875 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (60/235 points)
Survive the Disk Wheel for 10 seconds
Die in Discwheel
Survive the Disc Wheel for 30 seconds
Survive the Disc Wheel for OVER A MINUTE
Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/210 points)
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Take Damage
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Treat Your First Patient
Perform a Heart Transplant
Fail To Treat a Patient
Catch a Virus
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 4/19 (50/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/210 points)
It feels like you made it worse for that person.
Encounter a random special character.
It feels as though you truly helped that person?
It feels as if you've helped a great deal of people today.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/240 points)
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Complete level five.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (15/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Rob a store
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/380 points)
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Find the screwdriver
Get the telescope
Get the wheel
End of chapter four
End of chapter one
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of prologue
End of chapter five
End of the game
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Watch credits
Medals Earned: 3/36 (20/405 points)
Played Cuco For The First Time
Collect 25 Eggs in Cuco
Collect 50 Eggs in Cuco
Collect 100 Eggs In Cuco!
Played Flappy For The First Time!
Get a score of 5 in Flappy!
Get a score of 15 in Flappy!
Get a score of 30 in Flappy!
Played Tree Tops for the first time!
Get a score of 50 in Tree Tops
Get a score of 100 in Tree Tops
Get a score of 250 in Tree Tops
Played HighLow for the first time
Get a score of 5
Get a score of 10
Get a score of 15